Margaret Kavanagh
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10 Little Ol’ Things You’d REALLY Crochet If You Could

10 Things You'd REALLY Crochet If You Could

I'd really crochet a whole host of different things if given a chance. I'm talking no rules and no boundaries.

I've heard people say you can crochet almost anything. And that's pretty true. But if it were REALLY true, I can imagine what people would make.

I present to you:

10 Little Ol' Things You'd REALLY Crochet If You Could (… and Had a Free Pattern)

1 – Wine

Of course, you would! Or beer or liquor. Or, if you aren't a drinker, imagine crocheting the perfect coffee whenever you wanted. Ahhh… And since you have all the wine you want, you probably need this beautiful Sweet Bean Wine Collection to tote it around. It's in our Pattern Pack Pro issue #74, November 2020. Lifetime Members, you can find it in your library.

Sweet Bean Wine Collection that you would REALLY crochet

 

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2 – A non-loser partner for your sister

Just think of all the peace and quiet you'd have then. It might take some time to really crochet someone great, but maybe you could make someone who takes your kids to the zoo while you're at it. The possibilities!

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3 – Tonight's dinner

Never again will you have to think, “What should I make for dinner?” Just open your bag of WIPs, and there you go! Isn't that a lot more fun than cooking something?

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4 – A time machine so you can go back and tell that girl in grade school that HER backpack is stupid

… kids can be so mean. But here's an adorable backpack that isn't stupid. It's the Mermaid Backpack from Happily Hooked. Make it, then crochet a time machine and go back and shove it in that mean girl's face!

Mermaid Backpack crochet pattern that you would really crochet

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5 – Zero-calorie brownies that taste normal

Mmmmm brownies.

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6 – A 3-day weekend

You'd probably need hand-dyed yarn for this one. Soft, luxurious, natural fibers. And be sure to use your very best crochet hook.

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7 – A me-shed (it's a she-shed/man-cave that only lets YOU in)

Sorry, no kids and no partners allowed. This special crochet project creates a place just for you. Plus snacks.

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8 – A garbage can that takes itself out, so you didn't have to give your partner a medal every time they do it

You know what I'm talking about.

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9 – A better ending for Lost

Because there's just no way I wasted THAT MUCH TIME watching it to see it wrap up that way.

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10 – A dishcloth that cleans the dishes on its own

Is this too much to ask? I feel like this is setting the bar low*, but hey, a crocheter can dream.

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And by the way, Happily Hooked has some REALLY great crochet dishcloth patterns. We're running a Dishcloth Dash Challenge as we speak! 5 Days of Dishcloths with a Facebook group to hang out in! That's just the kind of fun thing we like to do. Keep your eyes open for the next one!

*And if you want to see a lower bar, read the lyrics to “Big Rock Candy Mountain.” It's one of my favorite songs. They don't ask for much!

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Happily Hooked members have access to the most wonderful patterns around! And although they don't yet have patterns for the above list, you never know! Yes, they are THAT amazing!

What they DO have access to is a fantastic community of amazing people who make your crochet time as fun and pleasant as if you had some of the goodies above.

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I've been crocheting since my mother taught me as a little girl. I'm lucky to be working with Happily Hooked and I can't wait to share everything yarny and hooky with you! Yarn over, peeps! Yarn over!

Margaret Kavanagh

www.happilyhooked.com

I've been crocheting since my mother taught me as a little girl. I'm lucky to be working with Happily Hooked and I can't wait to share everything yarny and hooky with you! Yarn over, peeps! Yarn over!

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