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11 Crochet Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

11 crochet quotes that will make you laugh

There's nothing like a good quote on a bad day to make us laugh. Here's a compilation of some of the favorite crochet quotes on our Instagram account.

From us to you — here's hoping it puts a smile on your face. 😊  Without further ado, here are:

11 Crochet quotes we're pretty sure you'll laugh (or at least groan) at, mostly because they're true. 😉

1. Problems? What problems?

I do not run from my problems. I sit on the couch, crochet, and ignore them like a normal adult.

2. Cash or credit?

My problem is not that I buy too much yarn. It's just that I shop faster than I crochet.

3. It was nice to see you.

The more time I spend with other people, the more I realize I'd rather be home with my hook and yarn.

4. I can't hear you!

ny questions asked while I'm counting stitches will be answered with LOUDER COUNTING!

5. I don't ask for much.

All I really want is a never-ending supply of yarn and an island where nobody can bother me.

6. I really don't.

I just want to crochet cute things, have plenty of sleep and have my house stay totally clean. Is that really too much to ask?

7. Who knew?

It started out as a harmless hobby... I had no idea it would come to this.

8. Safety first!

My crochet time is sometimes for your safety. Remember that.

9. It's for your own good, trust me.

Just pour me my coffee, hand me my crochet, and slowly back away.

10. Of course not, you only think of yourself!

Well, maybe yarn is addicted to me! Ever thought of THAT?

11. Repeat after me!

Keep calm and remember you can crochet after work.

To see more of these hilarious (but true) deep crochet thoughts,
follow Happily Hooked on Instagram!

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